left is summer looks and right is “let me show u why i don’t “comb every morning” white ho”
The older I get the more I seem to understand this
I want to have Edna’s confidence
look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”